Setting the Ground Rules
Tuesday, September 16th, 2008 | General
- All blog entries, unless otherwise noted, will be mine.
- Entries will reflect my opinion of a happening at that time but I reserve the right to invoke the “Gandhi Rule.”
- If you don’t like it, feel free to mutilate yourself (Asshole Alert! If you are one of those people who do or will mutilate yourself, disregard this suggestion. I’m doing this for fun–not guilt.)
- Accept the fact that my thoughts may be controversial; sometimes deliberately. I don’t care if you disagree as long as your anger doesn’t turn to threats or physical violence. There is a reason I’ve been called “The Most Annoying Person in the World.” Idiot Alert!!!! In case you feel that I have thrown down a gauntlet of annoyance, I haven’t. I don’t want people vying for the Most Annoying title. If you are considering this, then I submit that you are the winner. The prize is a badge that you wear. If you think you are “the one” then cut out the square below; the badge will magically appear. The problem is you have to actually cut it out of your monitor screen for it to appear.
I know you’re saying to yourself, “What, does he think I am an idiot?” Check the alert description and get back to me.
- New blog entries will appear on Tuesday unless I’m so overcome with ambition (highly unlikely!) that I feel the need to write more, so–basically Tuesday.
- Just in case anyone reading this feels the need to tell me how the blog should be written or expect me to change because of what they say, please answer this question before commenting, “Didn’t you read rule #3?”
– Warren
P.S. The Gandhi Rule: Gandhi was asked how he could justify saying today the exact opposite of what he had yesterday. He replied, “That was yesterday.”
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